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151: Chris Rock


title: "151: Chris Rock"
author: "Darknet Diaries"
source_type: podcast

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JACK: [Music] Just a content 
warning from the top here;  
there’s quite a few swear words in this one. I 
don’t know, do these content warnings even help  
anyone? Let me know if you like knowing 
if there’s swear words coming up or not.
Someone who’s been on my radar for the last decade 
is a guy named Chris Rock. Not that Chris Rock; a  
different Chris Rock, a white guy, an Australian. 
I know him as a security researcher, but as soon  
as I got on the call with him, I started learning 
that he’s way more than just a researcher.
CHRIS: Yeah, so, I’m a public guy for my research,  
but not public for that side of the business. 
So, for me it’s — for me it’s just a gig,  
and whether it’s white or black, it makes no 
difference to me. So, I think that sort of…
JACK: Wait; so, have you 
done black-hat gigs before?
CHRIS: Oh, shit, yeah. I’ve been doing them since 
I was eleven years old. This is the norm. I know  
a lot of people — and the white hats say, oh, I 
used to be a black hat and now I’m not. For me  
it’s like, I didn’t give a shit whether it’s 
white or black, are you a hacker, yes, no…
JACK: But hold on a sec. But the black 
hat indicates that you’re doing criminal  
activities. So, you don’t give a shit 
if you’re doing criminal activity.
CHRIS: No, not at all, not at all. It’s funny; 
I meet with a lot of people who do the whole  
‘hacking is not a crime’ and all that sort 
of stuff. It’s all full of shit. That’s their  
public persona to keep their job safe. But at 
the end of the day, when you have a beer with  
them and you talk shit, it’s all bullshit. So, 
I’m essentially transparent about what I do.
JACK: So, what black hat stuff 
have you done? Not when you were  
eleven. I’m sure you stole your 
mom’s credit card or something,  
but that’s small potatoes compared 
to when you’re an adult, I suppose.
CHRIS: We’ve done everything. We’ve done banks, 
we’ve done government, we’ve done telcos,  
we’ve done big oil companies just 
out of exploratory processes. Like,  
yeah, normal stuff. When I say ‘normal 
stuff’, normal for black hat people.
JACK: No, I’m not tracking. So, you’re telling me 
you robbed a bank and then just took the money?
CHRIS: Yeah.
JACK: [Laughs] Chris, what are you doing?
CHRIS: [Laughs] For me, it’s an exercise. It’s 
just, can you do it? Yes, no, transfer. There’s  
a lot of people around the world that will pay 
you to get into these banks and transfer money.
JACK: Yes — [laughing] you’ve broke my brain here.
CHRIS: Sorry, buddy.
JACK: I don’t even know where to go.
CHRIS: You got multi-angles and — look, you may 
not — we may not be able to cover it all in this  
call. It’s just an exploratory call.
JACK: [Laughs] It’s like, ten calls.
CHRIS: I mean, the hard thing with you, 
Jack, is you’ve got a thirty-something  
career that you’ve gotta stick into an 
hour block. It’s not gonna fit. So, it’s a…
JACK: Okay, have you ever been arrested?
CHRIS: No.
JACK: How are you this good that you’re 
able to rob banks and not get arrested?
CHRIS: It’s not that I’m that good. It’s 
just, you have to be stupid to get caught.  
You know what I mean? The world’s your oyster. 
I mean, we get raised in this world — I mean,  
I train forensics, anti-forensics, and it’s just 
the norm. Like, it’s — I feel sorry for the people  
that do get caught because, man, you shouldn’t be 
hacking shit that — when you’ve got five years’,  
ten years’ experience. Once you’ve done 
it for twenty plus years, it’s just easy.
(Intro): [Intro music] These are true stories  
from the dark side of the internet. I’m 
Jack Rhysider. This is Darknet Diaries.
JACK: Alright, so, who are you and what do you do?
CHRIS: So, my name is Chris Rock. I’m fifty-one 
now, so my career started when my parents bought  
me my first computer, which then it was an older 
computer, but it was the Atari 2600. From there  
it went to Commodore 64 and Omega and then IBM. 
So, I was born at the right time for computers.  
Loved hacking. I’m on — I consider myself on the 
spectrum. I prefer the company of computers than  
people. So, for me, spending sixteen, twenty 
hours a day in front of a computer is natural,  
and I’ve done it since I was ten or eleven 
years old. So, you spend that much time in  
front of something, you become good at it. So, 
I’ve spent my whole — the last forty years on a  
keyboard. Then I went to university at eighteen. 
Didn’t like uni. It was coding. I hate coding,  
so dropped out of uni. Uni wasn’t really 
for me, so then I went into the sector. So,  
it was IT slash — really, IT; eighty 
percent, then security; twenty percent.
But I went into the banking sector. So, I spent 
the next ten years in banks, in Australian banks,  
which you could probably tell from my accent. 
Ten years in banks, and then someone said to me,  
what do you want to do now? I said, you know 
what? I want to do some pen testing. Then I  
set my own pen-testing company, so I did pen 
testing for another ten years after that around  
the world. Then one of my customers from pen 
testing wanted the same solution. I said, look,  
I can help you out. I can stitch some open-sourch 
products together like Elastic and stuff like  
that. I did that and they really loved it. Then 
they said, why don’t you give it to the rest of  
the world so they can have a look at it? Which 
seems to be the platform they’re running now,  
SIEMonster Version 1. So, we rolled that 
out. It got a lot of traction. Essentially,  
that’s my full-time gig. I am the 
CISO of SIEMonster, S-I-E-Monster.
JACK: What a SIEM does is it collects all 
the security logs of an organization and  
alerts when there’s a security incident, 
and Chris made his own called SIEMonster,  
which came about because he was breaking 
into companies and saying things like,  
oh, if you had logging turned on, you could 
have saw me. Those companies were like, well,  
set up logging so we can see you. So, he’s 
got quite a bit of experience in both the  
offensive and defensive side of cyber security. 
[Music] So, while I was talking to Chris,  
he started telling me about a job that he had in 
the Middle East, and I’m not even sure what kind  
of job this was. It’s not exactly a penetration 
test and it’s not exactly an incident response.
CHRIS: ‘Research and engagement’ is 
probably a better word for it. So,  
when I was doing pen testing, people would 
say, Chris, you seem like a guy that would  
do outside activities, and then I would get 
approached for these outside activities and  
then — around the world to hack into 
this person, hack into this company,  
and get these secrets and that sort of 
stuff. So, essentially both paths I work in.
JACK: So, through word-of-mouth, there’s 
someone in the Middle East who needs a  
hacker’s help and heard that Chris is the 
guy to call for these sort of things. So,  
he calls him up and says, can we meet?
CHRIS: Usually they do it in person. So, in 
this case, I flew to a neutral area. So, I flew  
to Istanbul in Turkey, and then met over dinner 
to talk about the exercise that he put forward.
JACK: That’s quite — I mean, already 
I’m intrigued, right, because it’s like,  
hey, we have this job; if you want 
more details, meet me in Turkey.
CHRIS: Yeah, it’s — and I say it off 
the cuff because that’s natural for me,  
and I know a lot of pen testers don’t see that 
side of the world. They see it in a forensics  
report or incident response, but once you live it 
and you go through it — a very interesting world.  
Jack, I’ll use you as an example. You 
get paid every week/fortnight/whatever,  
and you get your paycheck. Tax comes 
out of it and stuff like that. But  
when you’re on that other side, it doesn’t 
work like that, obviously. There’s no tax,  
but you gotta get your money and things are 
expensive; burner phones, burner laptops,  
crypto, peer-to-peer money, getting your money 
washed, all that sort of stuff. Different world.  
It’s a great learning curve, but a lot of us 
don’t get to experience that sort of stuff.
JACK: Well, yeah, what is this engagement? Tell me  
more about how this was pitched to you 
and what you — what’s the job and stuff?
CHRIS: Yeah, so, I met this guy. We’ll just 
call him Mike. I met Mike, and Mike worked  
for a company. They were rich Middle Easters 
who — essentially, he was one of five brothers,  
and each of the brothers was worth about a billion 
dollars. But he was only worth $200 million,  
so he was like the poor loser of the 
family. I know that sounds really weird,  
but he had to take bigger risks to compete with 
his brothers to get to that billionaire status,  
and that’s why he would engage hackers to 
assist him with his business activities. So,  
in this case, it was put forward to me that 
one of his subsidiaries, he thought that they  
were stealing money and then moving that money 
to another company, another offshore company,  
and also the IP from that company. So, 
he asked whether I’d be interested in  
finding out whether it was true and then 
to recover as much money as possible.
JACK: Huh. We’re dealing with a few mega-rich 
billionaires from the Middle East here,  
but the one brother isn’t quite a billionaire yet,  
and he’s keen on hiring a hacker’s help to 
investigate where some of this money went.
CHRIS: [Music] In this exercise, it was a 
cash deal. I was offered gold in a briefcase,  
which is pretty fucking useless, getting gold  
overseas. But you get — you either get 
offered different types of currencies.
JACK: Gold in a briefcase 
is what they offered you?
CHRIS: I know, it’s — I know. When I heard that 
story, first of all, I thought it was just a shit  
story. But no, they had cash ready to go for 
the exercise. But they said if I prefer gold,  
I could get gold. So, being not a native from that 
part of the world, it was pretty useless for me.
JACK: Okay, so, did you meet with this 
multi-millionaire directly in Turkey?
CHRIS: No. You always go through an agent. So, I 
don’t want to sound rude, but when you’re dealing  
with Middle Easterners, you don’t actually 
deal with the Middle Eastern guys. You deal  
with — I’ll say you deal with a white 
guy, because they don’t want to have  
any direct link to the foreigner. So, 
I met with an agent of the rich guy,  
and he was from South Africa, and him 
and I discuss what was required; targets…
JACK: Chris, this is not a normal incident 
response or engagement or exercise or whatever  
it is you called it. When I hear that they wanted 
this extra layer between the client and you,  
it makes me think that they want plausible 
deniability. So, if you get caught,  
they could be like, we don’t have any Aussies 
on our payroll. I’m not sure who you have,  
but that’s not our problem, and they’ll just leave 
you in the dust. Do you see it that way, too?
CHRIS: See, the answer; yes. You are spot 
on. It was essentially one level removed,  
and the reason I hesitated with my language 
before about — talking about a white guy — we  
refer to them as skirt-wearers. So, the Middle 
Eastern with their long garb that they wear — so,  
a skirt-wearer will not meet a Western guy. 
So, there’s always a Western guy dealing with  
a Western guy. That’s the language that we 
would use for these sort of assignments.
JACK: So, since this client has heard that 
Chris has done some mercenary-type work before,  
they wanted him to come investigate this theft,  
see if he can help them build a 
case against the guy who took it.
CHRIS: Spot on, and there’s parts of the 
world that essentially are the Wild West.  
So, the Middle East, for example, they do not give 
two shits about the law or that sort of stuff. So,  
if they need — even if you need to hack 
into a money to get their money returned,  
they’ll do it. You need to hack into the 
company; do it. It’s normal, and when  
you’re dealing with government-sponsored 
stuff, it’s normal activity for them. So,  
don’t put your American brain on it. 
Think of it as like the Wild West.
JACK: [Music] Now, typically with a penetration 
test, you are given a scope, you know? Like,  
you can hack into this stuff, but don’t hack 
into that stuff. But he wasn’t given a scope.  
He was told, by any means necessary, conduct your 
investigation. On a typical incident response,  
you’d be given some internal network access 
or at least access to some logs or documents  
to comb through to figure out what happened. 
But here’s the problem; all this company knew  
was that they gave this money to an investment 
firm and they didn’t get what they expected. So,  
they wanted Chris to pretty much do the 
incident response by getting into that  
investment firm and combing through their 
logs and documents to try to find proof that  
they did misappropriate this money or steal 
money or steal intellectual property. So,  
really, all they gave Chris was this 
suspected company’s name and the people  
who worked there. They were like, here’s our 
suspects. We don’t have any other details.
CHRIS: No. We got a list of names — 
so, there’s eight names — and what  
information they knew about them, whether it 
be phone numbers, personal e-mail addresses,  
work e-mail address, name of the 
company. Nothing else. It was  
completely then ‘earn your fucking money 
and get in by any means necessarily.’
JACK: So, the names you were given 
are the employees that work there?
CHRIS: Some in the company and some outside 
of the company, because the theory was that  
money was going into this company and then going 
out to another company, another investment firm,  
that was essentially going to steal the IP 
from the subsidiary and then launch another  
iteration of that with the IP and the funds that 
was coming from the original investment company.
JACK: So, what are your first steps? 
What do you get going? What do you do?
CHRIS: Yeah, so, the first step — so, we 
had a number of targets. It wasn’t a single  
target. [Music] We had essentially eight targets 
on our list. So, essentially — we essentially map  
out the person, the internet-dumb research on 
who this person is, how they live their lives;  
LinkedIn, social media, all that sort of 
stuff, getting that sort of information,  
obviously phone numbers, e-mail addresses, 
physical addresses, and stuff like that,  
and then Plan An attack. Like, who are we 
gonna go after first? Are we gonna go after  
the prime target first? I’ll use the guy 
— Bob, Bob and Alice is a easy one to use.
So, in this case, we were — the prime target was 
Bob, but we had all these other targets like Alice  
and Jane and all that sort of stuff, and maybe 
we don’t go after Bob first. Maybe we map out  
these other people first. So, when we do an 
exercise like this — and we’re talking big money.  
When we do exercises like this, we own — we don’t 
just send a blind e-mail and then just like, oh,  
they’re onto us or oh, we got in successfully. 
So, we’ll essentially own their whole world,  
so — and we talk about Level 1, Level 2, Level 3. 
So, Level 1 is their inner circle. In this case,  
Bob’s wife, Bob’s kids, all that sort 
of stuff. Then you have a Layer 2,  
things like accountants, lawyers, gyms, 
all that sort of stuff for Level 2.
Then you have the 3, the affiliates on the 
outside. So, we might target — in this case,  
we would target Level 3, Level 2 first. 
When I say ‘target’ — as in own e-mail. So,  
you could actually — if we sent an e-mail to Bob,  
he would reply to it and wouldn’t think it’s 
dodgy, if that makes sense. Not from Leah.  
Dodgyidiot@Gmail. com — that’s actually a real 
person. So, we would target Level 3, Level 2,  
and then once we’re comfortable with all those 
assets — now, I know that sounds very exhaustive,  
but when you’re doing these sort of gigs, those 
Level 2, Level 3 come in handy down the track.
JACK: Whoa, this guy’s serious. I’ve told you 
many times, don’t open attachments on e-mails  
or click on links from texts from people you 
just don’t know. But what Chris is doing is  
he’s targeting people this guy Bob did know, 
getting into their e-mails and their network  
first so when it’s time to target Bob, he’ll 
be sent an e-mail from someone he does know,  
and perhaps even a document that he’s been 
expecting. Like, for instance, if you get  
an e-mail from your doctor with the lab results 
included, that would likely be an attachment that  
you would think is safe to open. This is the kind 
of stuff that Chris was trying to do to avoid any  
suspicion that Bob is being hacked into or spied 
on. This, to me, has a level of sophistication  
that I’m impressed by. Yeah, so, what made you 
interested in Bob as opposed to the other seven?
CHRIS: Bob was the boss. He was the — he’s the 
CEO. So, he’s target number one on our list.  
If you got a deck of — American deck of cards, 
he’s like the Ace of Hearts, if that makes sense.
JACK: Mm-hm. Okay, so, you 
were gonna start with him,  
and if you need more information, 
you’ll go down the line with the other…
CHRIS: Actually, no, we didn’t reverse order. 
Remember I talked about — we did a Level 3 first,  
Level 2, Level 1? So, we essentially start 
bottom-up because we want to have — you  
don’t want to send a blind e-mail. You need to 
understand. You need to read the e-mails and get  
the personality of Bob before you approach Bob. 
So, you need to know if Bob’s dealing with Jane,  
what’s the normal language flow between Bob 
and Jane? So, you compromise Jane. You get  
the From e-mails from Bob so you can see the 
language and what time of day e-mails get sent,  
that sort of stuff. So, we do not do the 
first target until last, if that makes sense.
JACK: So, as Chris gets to know 
more about Bob, he starts hacking  
into everyone around Bob; [Music] their 
e-mails, their computers, their phones,  
their locations. This allows him to see who’s 
in Bob’s orbit, and how does communication  
look between them? At the time, Chris had some 
really nice vulnerabilities in Adobe PDF Reader,  
and would send e-mails to someone and 
getting them to open the PDF, and that  
would allow him to install a remote-access 
Trojan and get access to their computer.
CHRIS: Yeah, so, in that case, the Adobe was 
enough to get probably four or five of the  
eight people and also the subsidiaries. 
So, a lot of the pen testers who listen  
to this will know that once you’ve got 
remote shell, it’s pretty much game over,  
and it’s things like key loggers and stuff 
like that. But the more complex things that we  
did is — we didn’t have access to the investment 
firm that Bob was moving assets to or IP to, so…
JACK: [Music] So, it was time for Plan 
B. Plan A was to hack into the laptops  
of the employees of that company, but even 
though he could get the Trojan installed,  
he just couldn’t get a connection into 
their machine when they were in the office.
CHRIS: So, we wouldn’t get their shell — we 
wouldn’t get the shell returned to us. So,  
it was either some sort of egress back filtering 
that we couldn’t get an open shell. So, we would  
have PDFs being clicked on, but we couldn’t get 
a remote session from the target, so we had…
JACK: Walk me through what’s supposed to 
happen here. Is it Metasploit that you’ve used?
CHRIS: So, yes and no. In this case, we 
would use Metasploit as a pen tester,  
but we would do our own custom PDFs that we 
would run against AV. So, we would upload  
it against VirusTotal to make sure nothing 
picked it up. So, we would send the PDF off,  
that when it was double-clicked, it would then 
remote connect back to us on a port; port 3,  
whatever that we thought would get back through an 
egress port back to us that would then essentially  
have a listener like Metasploit, but we would 
have our own listeners listening in this case.
JACK: He wanted to get into the company’s 
network. He was hoping there he’d find some  
file servers or something which could offer him 
more evidence of what got taken. This company  
was a small investment company and didn’t have 
a dedicated office, but instead was working out  
of a coworking type space, kind of like we work. 
But to break into an office in another country,  
you really need to come prepared. You need all the 
plans; Plan A, Plan B, Plan C, and escape routes,  
too. This isn’t a mock exercise. This is playing 
for keeps, and potentially very dangerous.
CHRIS: The first plan never works. It’s just 
one of those things in life. It never works,  
so — and if it does, it’s like, man, that 
was the one-in chance — you’re right,  
multi-gear — it’s one of those things. 
You have to plan for the worst.
JACK: The goal was to get access to this company’s 
network, but where’s that company’s network and  
how do you get into it without being caught? This 
is where the more you know about that company,  
the better. [Music] He discovered this company 
had a Wi-Fi network set up in the building,  
and what’s more is the Wi-Fi they were running 
was using WEP encryption. This was years ago  
when WEP wasn’t so uncommon. Today we use WPA, 
which is much more secure, but WEP had some  
vulnerabilities. If you could get a radio near 
the WEP Wi-Fi router, you could intercept enough  
beacons and packets to get on their Wi-Fi network. 
So, that was the goal; get in the building,  
get within range of their Wi-Fi router, and plant 
a device to listen to and capture the WEP packets.
CHRIS: We actually had to 
do custom-built stuff. So,  
I got an Italian motherboard — it was the 
tiniest motherboard at the time — and then  
built up my own Linux stack with Wi-Fi hacking 
and things like PuTTY and reverse-shell tools  
like Plink and stuff like that that we would 
use that we would plant close to the VC firm.
JACK: So, he loads up his kit full of cool 
gadgets and flies over to that country.  
You got any sort of way you dress 
up when you go out to these things?
CHRIS: Just a black or blue suit 
with a white shirt and tie. It’s  
just — even if it’s fifty-degree heat like 
in Kuwait, you just — that’s what you wear.
JACK: That’s not what a 
black hat hacker looks like.
CHRIS: I know, I know. Exactly right. So — 
yeah, so, a hoodie, all that sort of stuff,  
that doesn’t command respect over there, but 
suit guy over there in their eyes? Respect.
JACK: He goes to the office building 
and starts planning out how to get in.
CHRIS: That’s the easy part. A white guy 
in a suit with a laptop with, you know,  
someone holding lots of books, someone will open 
the door for them. You know what I mean? It’s one  
of those pen-testing stories that you’ve probably 
heard a million of, that people open doors for me.
JACK: Yeah, but that works in the US or even in 
Australia, but if you’re a white guy walking into  
a place with a bunch of people that don’t look 
the same, you’re not — now you’re out of place.
CHRIS: Your thinking’s right, but when a white — 
so, let me show — Middle-Eastern companies like a  
Westerner in there because these people have been 
trained outside of the Middle East. We trust them.  
They’ve been to Cambridge and MIT, all this sort 
of stuff. So, it comes with an inherent trust.  
You’re right, Jack; your thinking is, oh, the 
white guy sticks out of place, but no. Over there,  
a white guy — you do what they say. Because 
if you’ve done any work in the Middle East,  
they employ the best German engineers and the 
best English financiers and stuff like that.  
It’s not unusual for a white guy to come and 
pretty much run the show, if that makes sense.
JACK: So, he’s let in the building no 
problem, and it’s a coworking space,  
which means there’s a lot of small businesses 
working out of this building, and he can use  
that to his advantage because everyone is 
used to seeing strangers roaming around.
CHRIS: Getting access to the building was really 
easy because it was — like you said, it was a  
coworking space, and then finding out that they 
were on a floor that had one of those communal  
kitchens — for us, it was easy as — I didn’t 
have to get past a reception or someone — what  
are you doing here? It was essentially, go and 
making a coffee, pulling the microwave forward,  
sticking something behind it, and then, boom, we 
had a device planted in to get this last VC firm.
JACK: You said ‘we’ a few 
times. Who else is on your team?
CHRIS: Yeah, when we talk — when I’m talking 
about owning Level 3, Level 2, Level 1 targets,  
there might be twenty targets behind the scenes. 
We’re talking about Bob’s doctor, Bob’s lawyer,  
Bob’s accountant, Bob’s gym, in extreme cases, 
things like Bob’s bank. You can’t do that all by  
yourself. That would be a year-long exercise 
and it’s not worth the effort. So, I always  
work in a team to do these activities just to 
make that load easier, if that makes sense.
JACK: [Music] Okay, so, it was fairly uneventful 
getting in, but he managed to slip in,  
go into their kitchen, go behind their microwave, 
plug in this little computer with an antenna,  
and then slip out of the building. Now him or 
his team can access this little device remotely,  
because it has its own cell connection so 
that he can just access it from anywhere  
in the world. Their first goal is to 
get on the Wi-Fi network. To do that,  
they’re gonna have to crack the WEP protcol. They 
log into that little device and fire up a tool  
called Aircrack-ng. What this does is it 
intercepts as many Wi-Fi packets as it can.
If you think about it, Wi-Fi is wireless, so 
the packets are just flying through the air  
all over the place. It’s pretty easy to tune 
your antenna to just see them and grab them.  
Today’s modern WPA protocols make it so even 
though you can grab the packets out of the air,  
you can’t see what’s in them. But with WEP 
encryption, there are vulnerabilities in which you  
could grab enough packets to be able to decipher 
it and get into the Wi-Fi yourself, which is what  
they did. After running Aircrack-ng long enough, 
they got their little device on the office Wi-Fi,  
which now they have a little machine on the inside 
giving them an inside look into their network.
A network scan shows them a few devices that 
are there, and then they look at what ports  
are open on those systems, and then they 
can guess what devices those might be.  
They find a file server which employees were 
using to store documents and such. Remember,  
this is an investment firm, so they’re 
managing a lot of money and have to  
maintain relationships with people and know 
which businesses they are invested in. So,  
all this must be documented somewhere, and 
this file server was exactly where it all was.
CHRIS: That’s correct. Then we had access 
to file servers and stuff like that,  
and e-mail servers, and that’s how we got into  
that company that we couldn’t get in 
through the whole remote-PDF stuff.
JACK: At this point, Chris has a huge amount 
of visibility into this investment firm and the  
suspects who might be stealing this money and 
intellectual property. He’s got a ridiculous  
amount of listeners in place, full access to the 
network. Like, he can look at all the files on  
their file servers and e-mail servers; full 
access to some of the suspects’ computers  
through remote-access Trojans that were put on 
there, he’s able to see every e-mail in and out,  
and he also has keyloggers on their computers 
so he can see what their usernames and passwords  
were. But he also has access to e-mails and 
computers with people around the suspects;  
family members, friends, doctors. He’s also 
looking to see what kind of bank accounts these  
people have just in case he needs to get in there 
and take a look to see where money’s going. So,  
with all this access, he starts finding 
stuff that the client might be interested in.
CHRIS: On file servers you’d start 
seeing folders, like a folder,  
and then we’re talking about — in the investment 
firm, you would see Bob’s — and then you would  
see things like IP and stuff like that, which 
we would then run past our client, saying,  
is this the sort of stuff that you’re worried 
about leaking into somebody else’s hands? Then  
we would send that to our handler who’d say, yes, 
no, yes, keep targeting, that sort of stuff. So,  
you’re starting building a picture. This exercise 
went for a long time. I don’t want to exaggerate,  
but I think this one went for 
nine-plus months on this exercise.
It was just a continual string. So, over 
that time, you’re reading every e-mail back  
and forth. So, you would get all that sort 
of information and learning how they speak  
and how they think and proper language. So, you 
start piecing the puzzles together on what this  
guy is actually doing. Because — I’ll say this 
polite; we don’t give a shit what he’s doing.  
It’s essentially here’s what he’s doing, client. 
Is this what you want? Is this what you suspected?  
There’s no emotion. Like, we don’t give a 
fuck. It’s just a job. Then we would give that;  
say, yes, no. How do you want us 
to proceed? Then go from there.
JACK: The client kept telling him he’s on the 
right track. Keep finding more details and send  
them over. Like he said, he maintained his access 
for quite a while as he gathered all this info.  
But he doesn’t want his presence to be detected, 
so he has to be very careful not to be seen.
CHRIS: [Music] So, essentially what we would do 
with a black-hat exercise — we might compromise  
eight targets around the world, and the last hop 
would be from the home country. So, for example,  
we might compromise a hotel in Pakistan and 
an Airbnb in India or in another country. Now,  
these countries don’t part — they don’t 
do forensics with each other. They’re  
essentially at war with each other. So, 
you would hop your traffic across seas,  
and then the last hop would be — in this 
case it was — I think it was Kuwait. So,  
essentially, the last hop before the target would 
be a Kuwaiti IP, and we actually owned the telco  
at that stage in Kuwait, so it was essentially 
— didn’t really matter. Just got into AT&T.
JACK: What? What? My gosh, just to log 
in to their Gmail, you’re like, wait,  
we can’t do it from Australia. Let’s get over 
there and log in from there. I’ll tell you what;  
I got a plan. First we’re gonna 
hack into an Airbnb in Pakistan,  
and then we’re gonna hop over from there to 
hack into a telecom provider in that country,  
and then from the telecom provider, 
that’s when we’re — that sounds so crazy.
CHRIS: Yeah, and so — and it’s great — so, 
when you talk — like, when people talk about  
a little black book, we would essentially have 
a network of these compromised target — not the  
telco. Let’s leave the telco out. We would 
have a network or a path we could use when  
we want to do a hack job. We’re not doing it 
from the local McDonalds or from your home,  
for example. So, we would have this rotating list 
of our own proxies. Not Tor or anything like that;  
our own targeted proxies to do the hops that 
we want. Like, we definitely want to do India,  
Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, ‘cause 
like I said, they hate each other.
So, there’s no ‘can you give us your 
details for this activity’. Like,  
it’s not gonna happen. So, we would use 
the wars of the world that benefit us. So,  
that would be our black book of targets. So, 
we always have, and when we’re not working,  
we would essentially find these targets for our 
next assignment. So, you always have that little  
black book of — like you’ve talked about before 
— tools. We would have compromised targets around  
the world that we were gonna bounce off. The 
telco was — just happened to be something that  
I love working. I love hacking telcos. So, it was 
one of those things. It was gonna come in handy.
JACK: Gosh, so to carry out a task like this, he 
has to spend quite a bit of time and resources  
finding vulnerable systems around the world so 
he can hack into them only to use that system  
to jump over to another computer in the world. 
This way it’s impossible for anyone to track his  
route back to where he came from. But also, 
think about the fact that he has that little  
computer behind the microwave in the office 
that he’s targeting. It’s on the same Wi-Fi  
as the people in that office, so he could 
use that computer to log into things like  
Gmail, which would appear to be the same IP 
those people are typically logging in from,  
making Gmail think this is normal activity 
and not alert the user. After a while,  
Chris had collected and delivered enough 
evidence that the client called the police.
CHRIS: Yeah, so, the evidence was 
essentially what they suspected,  
that both money that had been sent to 
the company to build the company was  
being moved to both personal accounts and to 
that exist — to the outside investment firm,  
as well as IP that was created in the business. 
The subsidiary was being moved to another  
investment firm as essentially our collateral, 
our moat, for example. This is the data. So…
JACK: How did you find — 
where was that smoking gun…?
CHRIS: That was there. That was freaking 
everywhere. That was everywhere. These guys  
were operating like, again, the Wild West. 
They’re operating the e-mails, both Gmail,  
both company e-mails, file servers, everything. 
It was just — the evidence was everywhere.
JACK: It just took a while to put it 
all together and connect the dots, but…
CHRIS: Yeah, and remember, that was not our 
job. Our job was to present what we found,  
and then they were to go, is this…? ‘Cause 
we don’t care. Like I said before, I don’t  
want to sound nonchalant, but is this your shit? 
Yes, no? Do you want us to find more shit? No,  
we have all the shit we need. Go do your 
job. That’s how we operate because, again,  
it’s not personal. We don’t care what 
the information — is this the right  
shit or are we on the wrong 
track? We just need to know.
JACK: Now, the payment for this, was it 
sufficient? ‘Cause I can imagine them saying,  
here’s a briefcase of money, and then you’re 
like, well, dude, that — okay, we’ve been  
working on this for three months. If you want 
us to get more, we need another briefcase.
CHRIS: Yeah, we don’t — how we operate is we 
will have a initial fee, a finalization fee,  
and then we will have what we call an ongoing fee. 
So, yeah, the jobs like this, we’d like to have  
over within a month. So, initial fee, completion 
fee, but if you want us to continue to monitor  
these eight people and this outside company, 
you’re gonna have to have a monthly charge,  
almost like a subscription model, where they 
would pay to just point out what’s going on  
in these people’s lives. So, you don’t 
want them to think they’re idiots. So,  
you’ll put a quote in front of them and they’ll 
say, we agree to that quote. You better stand by  
that quote. You know what I mean? If you want 
referral jobs going forward, like if you said  
half a mil or a mil or two mil, whatever you 
quote, you stick to that. You don’t say we need  
more. You make it crystal clear, ‘cause this is 
— again, this is repeat business that you want.
JACK: Yeah, I’m just starting to put the 
picture together of how much you charge  
versus how much they’re losing. It’s worth more 
to them to pay a million or two million to you,  
and if they’re gonna recover what? How much 
money do you think was being stolen here?
CHRIS: In this case I know exactly how much 
money was being stolen. I think it was 2.5  
US or 2.75 USA million dollars in this case, 
but you gotta think — when you’re in business,  
Jack — I know you’re in business, but when you’re 
working with a customer, their initial first-year  
spend might be — let’s say it’s half a million 
dollars for the initial spend. Once they see how  
useful you are and then you do repeat business, 
it’s like, it’s an investment firm. They’re always  
investing shit. So, they’re always gonna want to 
use your services down the track. So, you might  
do — it’s a bit like a drug dealer. Like, you 
might give them a taster for a half mil, and the  
next job’s gonna be worth two. You know what 
I mean? You just — they know your worth,  
they know your style, and then you know you’re 
gonna get repeat business with higher stakes.
JACK: I mean, he’s dealing with wealthy people 
here, billionaires, oil money. If he can prove  
that he’s the go-to person to these folks, yeah, 
these could be long-term customers of his. In this  
case, they were very happy with him. They got 
enough evidence to take action on this thief.
CHRIS: They then got lawyers involved 
from their side. They had to be really  
careful about what they presented to the 
lawyers, but it was ‘we believe XYX’,  
and then get the police to arrest 
the ringleader, Bob, at that moment.  
So, that was essentially their goal, to get 
him in jail, ‘cause they took it personally.  
They were — like I said to you, you gotta treat 
them with respect, and if you disrespect them,  
then they get really emotive. Then, for them, 
jail was the worst case of action for them.
JACK: Okay, the story’s over, right? They found — 
you found the thief. They put them — him in jail.
CHRIS: Yeah, so, Jack, the story’s not over 
there. [Music] This is where it gets exciting, so…
JACK: [Laughs] Stay with us. We’re gonna take 
an ad break, but it’s gonna get exciting after  
that. There was enough evidence to prove 
that this guy Bob stole the money and  
the intellectual property, but they told 
Chris they were worried about the money.
CHRIS: The customer were worried that Bob 
was gonna use that money as a defense. He  
was gonna get on — all this money, 
shapiro lawyers to fight his case,  
and use the funds that he’d 
stolen to fund that exercise.
JACK: So they asked Chris, get 
us back that stolen money. Do  
your job as a hacker by any means 
necessary and return the money to us,  
which in my opinion is crazy, because why 
not just have the police return the money?
CHRIS: They didn’t want to wait, 
because you’re thinking American system,  
not Middle-Eastern system. They 
didn’t want to fuck around with  
that sort of stuff. They didn’t want to go 
through ‘we want the money, we want this,  
we want’ — and then put a brief together, 
stuff like that. They don’t roll that way.
JACK: So, his objective was clear; get into this 
guy’s bank account while he’s in jail and move  
the money out. This job has essentially 
turned into a bank heist at this point,  
and it seems to me that Chris doesn’t have 
any moral concerns about robbing a bank.
CHRIS: No, no, no. Jack, I listen to a lot 
of your sessions, and that comes up quite  
a lot. I don’t have that boundary. 
Does that make sense? So, for me…
JACK: Well, so, — okay, so, this doesn’t 
make sense just economically, right? So,  
if somebody pays you $50,000 to go get 
a million dollars out of a bank account,  
why don’t you just go get the 
million dollars and be like,  
you know what? Forget you. I’m just gonna 
go steal my own money. I don’t need…
CHRIS: Yeah, and that’s actually happened on jobs 
before where you take your share as well, but…
JACK: [Laughs]
CHRIS: So, in our case, remember, we were 
returning the funds. We didn’t return the  
funds and a little bit extra. Yes, we could have 
taken money from somebody else’s account, but  
that raises flags, okay? So, we were essentially 
returning the money that was stolen. So, there’s  
no actual victim. Does that make sense? The 
money was returned to the rightful person, but…
JACK: Yeah, it does make sense. Okay…
CHRIS: And remember, we’re after repeat work and 
word-of-mouth, which is how they work over there.
JACK: [Laughs] Here’s my card.
CHRIS: It’s like building a business.
JACK: [Laughs] Okay, so, you accept 
this job to get the money back. Now,  
how’d you do it? How’d you get the money back?
CHRIS: [Music] We compromised the 
bank, which was pretty easy. So,  
we essentially used the same sort techniques; 
PDFs inside, going to the core banking system,  
finding out the internal — where their 
internet banking web servers were,  
replacing the front page to actually log all 
the usernames and passwords and two-factors,  
and then we would have a log file of all 
these name, passwords, and two-factor.
JACK: Oh, so what he just said was that he found 
a bank employee, sent them a phishing e-mail,  
got them to open a PDF which planted a Trojan 
on their computer, and then he was able to  
get into their computer, and from there he 
hopped into the server of the bank’s network,  
and from that he was able to find the 
front-end web server for the online banking,  
and he configured the online banking site so 
that anyone who logged in, their username and  
password would be stored in a log file so that 
he could see it. But on top of that, he was also  
logging two-factor authentication codes that 
people are entering. This is incredible. Well,  
he’s only trying to get access to a single user 
account. He’s basically accessed all the bank  
users who logged in during that window while 
he was watching. I just can’t believe this guy.
CHRIS: I suppose the question is, why are 
you surprised, Jack? You’ve talked to people  
for years and you know the pen-tested are 
out there that people can talk about. It’s  
fucking normal. You do know, but you don’t 
— you would not believe how shit banks are  
locally and internationally, like the shit 
security that they have out there that is  
just — if there was more bad people in the 
world, there’d be more banks getting done.
JACK: Well, I guess maybe that’s why I’m 
surprised, is because the hackers of the  
world is the immune system for all these banks, 
right? So, well, you got a shit security bank,  
okay, well, there’s a million hackers out there 
that are going to fix that for you real quick.
CHRIS: Yeah, exactly, right? The thing is, 
Jack, you might have a million hackers;  
800,000 of those are just new to the industry, 
the 0 to 5. Then you — if you then look at the  
bell curve of people who are getting into the 
banks, there’s — I’ll just say a thousand for  
argument’s sake, but it’s a smaller number that 
you need to protect against. But Jack, I’ve seen  
some banks that when I’ve gone in — and I’ve gone 
into AD and have a look at Joe Smith, and it has  
a description of where they work, and what they 
put in the description was the user’s password.
So, password1 or password2 in clear text in the 
descriptive field of the LDAP field, because  
when someone rang up and said, oh, I forgot my 
password, they’d just read out the description  
tool from the LDAP. I couldn’t fucking believe 
it. So, they would have everyone’s password on  
a list and just read off it. If anyone knows 
anything about LDAP, you can just query that.  
But that’s the shit that we see as a pen tester 
and as a black hat. We’ve done banks, Jack, where  
we’ve seen other hackers in the bank itself. Like, 
there’s just fucking hackers right beside us.
JACK: Wait; then you’re like, hey, I 
recognize you. I’ve seen you at Defcon.
CHRIS: Well, exactly right, and 
the beauty of stuff like that is  
you work around each other. No one wants to lose…
JACK: This is like that Beastie Boys video,  
Paul Revere. You know that song? Where 
they’re just hanging out at the bar and  
then suddenly the one guy is like, I’m gonna 
rob this place; you in? Yeah, I’m in. Let’s…
CHRIS: Exactly, and you don’t know why they’re 
there. You don’t know if it’s government,  
if it’s other hackers, or whatever it is. You 
just work around each other. The beauty is if  
you do find tools that they’re using, you 
take a copy of those tools, ‘cause we can  
then use those tools to plant on another target’s 
side so they get the blame for it, not us. So,  
you look at the techniques that they’re using, 
whether — today we use APT groups, stuff like  
signatures. You’ll create those signatures 
and you’ll plant them somewhere else. So,  
you might compromise a target, format the disk — 
before you format the disk, throw the tools on,  
format it, and then all of a sudden, someone 
— some Deloitte guy runs in case and goes, oh,  
I can see some deleted tool kit. It must be 
this group. Then they get the blame for it.
JACK: Oh my gosh, did you hear that? If 
Chris really wants to hide his tracks,  
he’ll plant evidence on servers which makes it 
look like some nation-state hackers were there,  
which throws off investigators who are 
on his trail. He only knows what tools  
that some of these other hackers use 
because in the past he spotted them on  
the same servers that he’s hacked into 
and watched what they’ve done. Okay,  
so, you got to the web page. You were able 
to see this target; Bob’s username, password,  
two-factor authentication code, and were you able 
to log in and transfer his money out with this?
CHRIS: No, because when you did a transfer, 
it then asked for your two-factor indication  
code again. Now, the problem we had is 
fucking Bob’s in jail at this stage,  
so he doesn’t have access to his texts.
JACK: Oh, right. How’s he gonna do online 
banking from jail? They managed to get his  
username and password and were able to log 
into his account before he went to jail,  
but there’s this problem with the 2FA code now. 
So, the — when you go to wire the money out,  
it asks you for another two-factor authentication.
CHRIS: Correct. This bank did, yes.
JACK: And you didn’t have a 
way to get that second one.
CHRIS: No, because we had the session live, so — 
we kept that session live so it wouldn’t log us  
out when we got access before he went to jail. 
But when it then asked for another transfer,  
it did a ‘oh, you need another code to do that 
transfer’, so we couldn’t move that money out.
JACK: God, you’re insane. Okay, so, 
Plan A failed. How do you do it?
CHRIS: Yeah, so Plan A failed, and I don’t 
want to sound like the glass is half-full,  
but it was enough to prove that the money was 
all — not the whole money, but a good portion  
of the money was still there. Bob obviously 
had some expenses. So, at this stage, remember,  
we had already compromised the bank itself. So, 
it was just essentially going in as a teller.  
[Music] When you’re a bank teller, you’re 
god. You can do whatever the fuck you want,  
so — and if a bank teller doesn’t have the rights, 
you can be treasurer. You already own the bank.  
You can move up horizontally, vertically, 
to get the guy’s access to move the money.
JACK: Huh, interesting. If he can pose as a bank 
teller, get the access they have — they have the  
power to conduct any transfer they want. Keep 
in mind, Chris spent ten years working in the  
banking sector, so he knows exactly how banks 
operate. Step one; comb through the directory  
of employees. Find which ones are the tellers, 
then find which ones have remote access to the  
bank where they can do work-from-home stuff, maybe 
like phone support or something, then grab their  
username and hash and crack the hash, and now you 
can log in as that teller and move money around,  
which is exactly what he did. As a teller, he 
transferred Bob’s money out into another account.
CHRIS: So, remember we talked about 
2.75 and I was fumbling over the 2.75  
and 2.5? Essentially we recovered 
the 2.5, but the original was 2.75.
JACK: $2.5 million were taken from that guy’s 
account while he was in jail. Crazy. This is black  
hat, bank robbery type stuff. Now I’m starting to 
put it all together on what he means when he says  
he doesn’t care if he does illegal black hat type 
hacking. He’s like a mercenary hacker for hire,  
you know? Maybe that makes him gray hat, where, 
yes, it’s illegal, but he’s helping someone find  
a bad guy. But what I don’t get is why the bank 
didn’t raise alarm bells from all this. Like,  
if $2.5 million got transferred out of 
the bank in a very suspicious manner,  
you’d think they’d launch a full-on investigation 
like bring in the teller who did this transfer and  
ask them a bunch of questions and look through 
the security logs for any unusual activity, and  
if they noticed all the usernames and passwords 
were being stored in the logs, then that’s a data  
breach that should be disclosed to their customers 
and maybe impact their share price or something.
CHRIS: Yeah, so, you raise good points. In 
my world, there’s people to make transfers  
disappear. So, in my world, I can contact 
— I’ve got bank accounts that I can use  
that can be scrubbed on the other end in the 
Swift network to say that that didn’t exist.  
Then it goes through a laundering process where 
that money is cleaned over a nine-month period,  
so that money gets returned. So, in there — 
the answer to your question is, in Bob’s case,  
no one gave a shit. Bob had money in his 
account and all his money was returned,  
so there is no victim. Does that make 
sense? Bob stole the money; the money got  
returned. There’s no one whinging 
at the bank, where’s my money?
JACK: Huh, since nobody complained the 
money was stolen, then maybe nobody ever  
investigated this, which means they 
don’t have to hide the money trail,  
either. He was preparing to wire the 
money to a bank where he can launder it  
and have it come out clean, but since this 
money rightfully belonged to the client,  
they didn’t think he needed to go through 
all the hassle of cleaning the money.
CHRIS: No, in this case we didn’t need to. It was 
just transferred back to the investment firm. So,  
it was just like, from Bob to investment firm. 
It’s been returned. It’s been misallocated,  
misappropriated, and it’s been returned.
JACK: How wild. Somehow this all slipped past 
the bank. Perhaps later they saw this but never  
came public about it or reversed the transfer, 
and maybe it was because Bob was in jail and  
never complained about it, or maybe they wanted to 
avoid embarrassment of being hacked, or maybe it  
was because they saw where the money went and it 
was to a very influential person who they didn’t  
want to disturb or ask questions about. Or maybe 
they did ask that person questions and that person  
simply said, yeah, the money was stolen by Bob, 
who’s now in jail, and here’s the police report.  
Thank you so much for reversing the charge. This 
whole thing’s just got my brain up in knots.
CHRIS: This method here, we could have created 
a fake teller and just done a ‘copy user’ and  
then ‘replace’ and then just done the transfer 
that way, but we knew we didn’t have to. The  
fact that the customer just wanted their money 
returned to their bank account and not a washing  
station like a laundromat, then it was just — 
that it was just, who gives a shit? We didn’t  
have to do any — we didn’t have to delete the 
user, we didn’t have to delete the transactions…
JACK: I guess what I’m wondering also is if 
this going back to the appropriate person,  
then why can’t — the person, your client, 
is a very influential person in the region.  
Why can’t they just go to the bank and be 
like, ‘listen, I found the guy who stole  
this money. We need to reverse the charge. 
Just do this. This is a legitimate reverse’?
CHRIS: That’s a great question. What we — all 
I can tell you is what we were told. We’re  
told there were — they feared that that money was 
gonna be — if the money was there, which it was,  
the money was gonna be used as — in a court 
process, like it was gonna be a strung-out,  
two-to-three-year court trial, and nobody used 
those funds. So, the time that they got that  
money back, they would — the bank said, you 
need a court order. Can you prove it? Blah,  
blah, blah. They were worried about that. Now, 
whether they could have just overridden that,  
I don’t know, but in their head, 
that’s what they were worried about.
JACK: So, keep in mind who we’re dealing with 
here. This guy we’re calling Bob has the guts  
to steal money from an investment firm owned by 
a super-rich guy. Even though Bob got caught,  
he’s still pretty smart, so he’s probably 
got a plan for when all this goes wrong. So,  
it’s important for Chris to keep eyes on him as  
he goes to jail. So, he watches who 
Bob is messaging and what’s he up to.
CHRIS: [Music] Look, he’s the kind of guy that 
— I actually have respect for this guy because  
he’s pretty cunning. Because I’ve been reading 
his e-mails, I knew him so well inside and out.  
You know what it’s like when you’re reading — or 
maybe you don’t, Jack, but you know when you read  
someone’s e-mails, you have a relationship 
with them whether — they don’t know it,  
but you actually know them inside and out. So, 
yeah, Bob’s quite crafty. But Bob used the ‘I  
am ill’ card, and he worked with his doctor 
to get a bail hearing, that he could get out  
on bail while this case is going forward. 
So, he was essentially in jail for a week,  
and then the doctors were — ‘my client is sick’ 
note, which we could verify because we talked  
about Level 2 and Level 3. We had access to his 
doctor, so we could actually see what was going  
on, that he used his doctor to get him — to get 
him to get out of jail after two weeks in jail.
What happened is we were reading some of 
the e-mails when he was in jail, obviously,  
and then outside of jail, and his language 
changed. He almost — like he was putting it  
on. You know when you’re an actor, you act, and 
when you’re not acting, you look like an idiot.  
Bob was essentially — it looked like he was acting 
in his e-mails. I said to the customer, this is  
not normal e-mails that he’s sending out. Like, 
he was going on fishing trips. He was planning a  
fishing trip, and the cunt had never been fishing. 
You know what I mean? It was these — all these  
sort of, I’m gonna be here at this time, and it 
was too much information that I think, he’s on.  
He knows that you’re — we’re reading his e-mails 
and he’s putting it on. I said, look, this guy’s a  
flight risk. They basically went, no, no, no, he’s 
fine. We got his passport and blah, blah, blah.
JACK: So, because Chris had such a 
deep level of visibility into Bob,  
he watched him closely to see where he was going.
CHRIS: Bob didn’t actually go fishing. 
He was smuggled across the border in a  
bloody burka. We tracked his headers of his 
IP, saying, look, the guy’s not even in the  
fucking country anymore. You guys think 
he’s there. He’s not. He’s in Oman. So,  
all this shit talk about ‘we’ve got 
your passport, he’s not going anywhere’,  
and he actually escaped the system on a second 
passport. Because this was in real time over maybe  
a twelve-hour period — I’ll say twenty-four-hour 
period, essentially the guy was moving fast;  
car — he was in a car. We later found out that 
he was in a boot, and then he went into the back  
seat with a burka, and then he hopped a border and 
then got on — he had another passport and then he  
used that. But because we had the IP headers, we 
could see where he actually was. He was — I’m not  
saying he’s stupid because a lot of people don’t 
— in that world don’t understand IP headers, but…
JACK: You were in his phone?
CHRIS: No. He was sending 
e-mails out from his device.
JACK: Okay.
CHRIS: I’ll make that clear. Normally we do get 
into phones, but this case wasn’t a phone. It was  
just e-mail headers, not IP. Don’t get me wrong; 
I don’t normally talk about this, but sometimes  
we will send a ping packet. So, you get the odd 
SMS and — you know, Jack, you’ll get an SMS and  
you’ll click on it; your UPS mail is late. You’ll 
click on it and go, oh, it’s just some fucking  
scam that’s asking for my username and password. 
But what it does is just tracks your location  
from your phone. We used that a couple of times 
on this project, but it wasn’t a tool that was  
needed. Does that make sense? We had enough from 
the IP headers that we didn’t need a GPS location.
JACK: Once Bob left the country, there was 
nothing Chris’ client could really do about  
it. So they said, thanks for letting us know. I 
guess that’s it, then. Here’s your final payment.
CHRIS: That’s the end of the engagement.
JACK: Weird question; have 
you ever killed anybody?
CHRIS: Only virtually.
JACK: Yeah, virtually.
CHRIS: The answer’s gonna be 
‘no’ on this podcast, Jack.
JACK: [Laughs]
CHRIS: Have I birthed 
anybody? That’s another story.
JACK: You have many kids.
CHRIS: I have many kids, I have many kids.
JACK: See, the thing that put Chris Rock on 
my radar is a talk he gave at Defcon in 2015,  
titled I Will Kill You. In this talk, he explains 
exactly how to use hacking to kill someone.
CHRIS: Part of my career as a pen tester, 
mercenary, SIEM founder, is research,  
and one of my first Defcon talks was — 
I was watching the news in Australia,  
and one of the — the news report was a hospital 
accidentally sent out two hundred death notices  
instead of two hundred discharge notices. I went, 
what the fuck? How is that even possible? Then  
that led me down the rabbit warren of researching 
the death industry, the medical component and  
the funeral-director component, on how the system 
has moved online and the flaws involved where you  
could actually physically create a real person, 
like a fake person, and how you could kill them.
JACK: Okay, so, walk us through this 
step-by-step how to kill someone.
CHRIS: Yeah, so, in America — okay, it’s 
very similar around the world, but in the US,  
they have — they used to have a paper-based system 
where the funeral director would fill out half the  
form on how the person died or where the person 
died, like where they’re buried and all that sort  
of stuff, next of kin, and the doctor would fill 
out the first part of the form which is the cause  
of death and those sort of details, name of the 
victim and then how they died. That one piece of  
paper would go into essentially the birth, deaths, 
and marriages system, and then that person would  
be declared dead. What’s happened now — that’s 
moved online, so when somebody dies, the process  
is the doctor will log into a US system called 
EDRS, log on with their username and password,  
and actually put in what caused the person to die, 
a pulmonary embolism or whatever, heart failure,  
that sort of stuff, and then that information 
would then pass to the funeral director.
The funeral director would complete their 
part; again, username and password to log in,  
and that would form the death certificate in 
the EDRS system. Now, the flaw in the system  
is — both the medical and the funeral-director 
component is if you want to be registered to  
declare people dead, you put in your license 
number, your medical license number, and your  
office address. Now, if anyone’s looked up a 
doctor before to see if they’re a real doctor,  
all their shit’s online. There’s databases all 
around the world to say whether — your doctor’s  
license and practice, their registration 
number, and their office number. So,  
you could register yourself as a doctor and 
then you could then — you could actually kill  
somebody off the first part. Again, 
with the funeral director component,  
it’s pretty much the same as a doctor where 
you can declare yourself a funeral director  
and form the second part of that form to kill 
somebody off and get a death certificate.
JACK: Why would you want to kill someone?
CHRIS: Well, there’s multiple reasons why 
you’d want to kill someone. First of all,  
if you want to kill your parent, for 
example, like you’re waiting for their  
will but they’re not giving you the money, you 
could actually kill them off. You could kill  
your boss. Your boss is being an asshole; 
you could kill him just to fuck with them,  
or if you’re under investigation. So, you’ve got 
prosecution and judges and all that sort of stuff;  
you could actually kill them off 
to make their life more difficult.
JACK: Oh, my gosh. You’re ridiculous. So,  
you’re saying this flaw in the death system 
can also be done in the birth system?
CHRIS: Yeah, so, it’s exactly the same. 
Well, it’s a different system but exactly  
the same as EDRS for deaths. You need 
two parties. So, you need the doctor  
or midwife and you need the parents — the 
name of the child, the weight of the child,  
and stuff like that. So, the two parts will then 
make the birth certificate very similar to the  
funeral director and the doctor making the 
death certificate. If you have a home birth,  
you may not even have a midwife. So, it’s 
something actually done by the parents. So,  
once you have an online system, you have a 
birth certificate, that person’s then born. So,  
in theory, you can create fake children and 
then when they hit a certain age, you could  
kill them off and get their life insurance, 
their credit, and all that sort of stuff.
JACK: You double — you do both of the 
things. Well, I was — I really like  
this idea of making a fake persona to 
use as a second identity in case I’ve  
embezzled some money from a Middle-Eastern 
millionaire and I need to leave the country.
CHRIS: Exactly, Jack. You think, why have one when 
you can have a hundred? So, you can have a hundred  
fake people that have different credit, and so, 
if you screw up your life and you go to jail and  
you have to come out and you go get another job 
or whatever, you have another clean identity,  
like another virtual ID, and it’s real. It’s not 
like someone entered it in the back end. It’s  
actually a registered person that you can have. 
I suggest you keep yourself looking young because  
you might create someone who’s zero, and then — 
but there’s little flaws in the system as well,  
and I’ve made mention that they don’t want people 
going through life without being recorded. So,  
you have up ‘til age of five to get yourself 
registered. So, if you have — you can take  
five years off your virtual person by 
registering five years after they’re born,  
‘cause they want to capture people as they go into 
the school system, and they don’t want them to be  
prevented from going to school or getting 
a driver’s license and stuff like that. So,  
you don’t have to register a baby at zero. 
You can register them at five as well.
JACK: You know, when I saw you do this talk at 
Defcon, I was so surprised that the governments  
haven’t knocked on your door and said, hey, 
would you shut up about this? You can’t just go  
making — killing people and making babies that are 
not real. You’re teaching people to do bad things.
CHRIS: Yeah, so, the government haven’t 
done shit. They’ve even seen my talk. Now,  
my talk was done nine years ago, Jack. So, 
the same flaws exist today. Nothing’s changed.
JACK: If you’re intrigued to know more 
about how to kill someone like a hacker,  
go to YouTube and type in ‘Chris Rock Defcon’. 
He actually has given three talks at Defcon and  
they’re all phenomenal. In the second talk 
he explains how to overthrow a government,  
and I have a sticking suspicion that he’s 
actually done it or was very much involved  
with overthrowing a government in the past. 
Let me know if you liked him and you want  
me to have him back on and tell that story. His 
other talk is about how to bypass radio jammers  
in case someone’s trying to jam your cell phone, 
and he’ll show you how to get through it anyway.