title: Service Request #1: What Happens When I Call 311?
author: 99% Invisible
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Hello, beautiful nerds.
For the next couple of weeks, we're going to be airing a new series we're producing in collaboration with Campside Media.
We're calling it service request, and it's hosted by longtime 99PI producer and editor Delaney Hall.
It's a fun and joyful and detailed deep dive into stories about infrastructure.
We're looking at the nuts and bolts of how it actually works and the people who maintain it.
I am very excited for you to hear it and also to get involved because we will be taking your questions about.
about infrastructure and answering them in future episodes.
Here's our first story.
I guess to start, just tell me about your experience with Mr. Softie.
Oh, Mr. Softie. Mr. Frikin Softie, Bain of my existence.
This is Christopher Johnson. He's a supervising producer at 99% Invisible.
And one of the first things I learned about him when we started working together was that he hated ice cream
trucks. That fucking jingle comes along and it's like, oh my God, that kill me now.
Dun-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. It's the end of the song that's just like
taunting you because you know it's going to start again. About five or six years ago,
COVID was just starting to hit and Christopher was spending a lot of time locked down at home.
He'd just moved into an apartment in Washington Heights, a neighborhood at the very
top of Manhattan.
And he was up on the 12th floor, high enough that he did not think he'd be dealing with a ton
of street noise.
But then the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, I'm hearing
Mr. Softie pull up 12, 13 stories down, park on the corner, wait for the kids, I guess.
And there are multiple Mr. Softies.
It's like there's one like two blocks down.
And because I'm high, so high up, I can hear the one two blocks down, the one it's just downstairs, the one it's a couple of blocks behind me.
And they're just, it feels like at a certain point, I'm being trolled by Mr. Softie.
After weeks of this, Christopher got so fed up that he took action.
He decided to call 311.
311 is a hotline that provides quick and easy access to all the information you might want about city services.
It's also the place where people often go to complain.
And as Christopher interacted with 311, trying to solve this Mr. Softie problem,
he started to wonder, how in the world does the city keep track of all of these calls?
Because New York City, there's what, 9 million people.
They're taking calls and fire from all different directions across all the boroughs,
like the smallest complaints, giant complaints.
how on earth can they respond and keep track of all of that?
I'm Delaney Hall and this is service request,
a new show from 99% Invisible and Campside Media.
We're interested in the vast and hidden machinery of modern life,
the pipes, the wires, the tubes and tunnels beneath your feet.
Basically, all the infrastructure that no one really thinks about
until something goes wrong.
When something in your city breaks, like a busted streetlight or a pothole, you can call 311, file a report, and the city hopefully fixes it.
But when you want to understand how your city actually works, that's where this show comes in.
Think of us as the 311 of podcasting.
We want you to send us your questions about infrastructure, and then we will investigate them and hopefully figure out the answers.
For our very first episode, we have this service request from Christopher.
How does 311 actually work?
Because it turns out the system you use to report problems and complaints is its own kind of infrastructure.
One that has quietly changed how cities across the country actually work.
I'm so embarrassed to talk about this now, but like I went full tilt, Karen.
Let's stick with Christopher's story for a moment.
When Mr. Softie got to be too much, he started Googling.
And he discovered a law that had been passed about 20 years ago
that said ice cream trucks had to turn off their jingles
when they were idling or stopped.
When you park, you have to turn that shit off.
And I was like, I got you, Mr. Softie,
because they were not doing that.
They were full on, like, posting up on the corners below my apartment for a half hour.
long time and Mr. Softy jingle time.
Absolutely. That's how many repetitions of the jingle?
Probably like, what? 500?
Hundreds. Hundreds. Absolutely. But who's counting? Hundreds.
This was the moment when Christopher decided to call 311.
He figured he had something real to report.
Mr. Softie was breaking the law and he wanted the city to do something about it.
And what do you remember about the call? Just take me through it.
as much as you can remember.
I remember that you get a greeting, and initially they try to kind of, you know,
if it's this issue, go this way.
If it's that issue, go that way.
And at first I thought, of course, there's no real person that's going to pick this up.