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@dannypostma tweeted on 2026-01-06 that in high school they would thaw five…

2026-01-06 · 11:30 UTC ·@dannypostma ·0 min read

Brief

Twitter user @dannypostma (2026-01-06) describes a high-school shortcut: pop five frozen bammetjes in a bag, buy a 50-cent chocolate bar at the cafeteria, and put it between the thawed rolls for an "S-tier" lunch—credited to pubertal energy needs. The post is paired with a quoted line from @TheWarKitchen about French inventions.

Why it matters

@dannypostma tweeted on 2026-01-06 that in high school they would thaw five frozen "bammetjes" in a plastic bag, buy a chocolate bar at the school cafeteria for 50 cents, and sandwich the bar between the rolls as an "S-tier" lunch.

Key details

The tweet quotes/links to 𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗬 (@TheWarKitchen) with the line "The French are inventing things you can't even fathom," indicating the post was shared in response to or alongside that comment.

Source evidence

title: @dannypostma: In high school is was too lazy to make my own bread for school. So, I would just pop 5 frozen bammet...
author: @dannypostma
contenttype: tweet
publication: Twitter/X
published: 2026-01-06T11:30:33+00:00
sourceurl: https://x.com/dannypostma/status/2008501436595007899

word_count: 67

In high school is was too lazy to make my own bread for school. So, I would just pop 5 frozen bammetjes in a plastic bag. At the school cafetaria I'd buy a chocolate bar for 50 cents and put it between the bread slices. S-tier lunch (thank god for puberal energy burning needs)

𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗬 (@TheWarKitchen)

The French are inventing things you can't even fathom

— https://nitter.net/TheWarKitchen/status/2008133562911121761#m