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On 2026-05-05 @catboyautist announced he will stop monthly portfolio updates…
Brief
Esoteric Catboy (@catboyautist) announced on 2026-05-05 that after reaching his initial target he will stop monthly portfolio updates. He says he started trading on Kalshi seven months ago with $1,000 and has “made my first million,” achieved top #100 status, claims record profits in the mentions category, transferred $500K to buy real estate, and urges profit withdrawals and better work–life balance.
Why it matters
On 2026-05-05 @catboyautist announced he will stop monthly portfolio updates after hitting his initial target and said he started trading on Kalshi seven months earlier with $1,000 and has now “made my first million.”
Key details
- He claims concrete milestones: reached top #100 on the platform, became “the most profitable mentions trader of all time,” and was the first trader on any platform to hit $1M profit in the mentions category.
- He transferred $500,000 to his bank yesterday to invest in real estate, says he 10x'd his portfolio after graduating early with a $100K portfolio and quitting a $15.45/hr retail job, and advises withdrawing a percentage of profits for peace of mind.