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Chris Koerner moved his business to Dallas 12 years ago, lives on 3 acres with no…

Brief

Chris Koerner (mhp_guy) defends living and running a business in Dallas—after moving there 12 years ago he cites a 10/10 school district, a 3-acre no-HOA lot 30 minutes from downtown, >$1M property appreciation, $12k/acre nearby land buys, direct flights and no state income tax, but warns property taxes are severe. He also circled DFW by bike, noting only ~4% bike lanes, a 64–73 mile struggle with 10–15 MPH headwinds, and many industrial areas amid stadiums and attractions.

Why it matters

Chris Koerner moved his business to Dallas 12 years ago, lives on 3 acres with no HOA, is 30 minutes from downtown and 35 minutes from DFW, reports his property appreciated by over $1M in a decade, is buying land 30 minutes away at $12k/acre, enjoys direct flights to Dubai/Bozeman and no state income tax, but warns 'property taxes will murder you.'

Key details

  • On a circumnavigation of DFW by bike (post dated 2026-05-06) he experienced bike lanes only ~4% of the time, hit the wall at mile 64 and recovered by 73 after snacks, battled 10–15 MPH headwinds over the last 50 miles, and passed landmarks including two world-class airports, Cowboys & Rangers stadiums, Heim BBQ, 27 auto salvage yards, Manheim auctions, 6 Flags and 7 Chipotles.
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